CDOs to VIEs: loaded acronym firearms.

the bullet dodgers,
having eyed up the rifles,
now face the muskets.

the visa ipo

amidst market chow
and choux-pastry promise, look:
largest eclair ever!

heating up our old hedge fund flames.

a pinch of sweet snuff,
gave us the ultimate high.
now seized. more seizure.

Fears for the economy.

killed the cretan bull,
still hath fair heracles done
his twelve labours well.

what's that you've got behind your back? a lady godiva?

Bender, cock and hen,
bubble-backed commercial notes,
sting us yet again

What if Sting never managed to convince Roxanne?

Thought it was good news,
but she has donned her red light;
and put on make up.

still playing minesweeper.

lehman's year thus far,
earns dodgeball crown, but still they're
on the isle of wight.

How do you think he does it?

never tilts at all,
he always gets a replay,
king of silver ball.

a tale of swiss fortunes.

while one lost its watch,
the other smirked, having pawned
a small prized cuckoo.

we're still at school, so we had to take a break for midterms.

unsolicited
it is. but trust us, don't throw
your toys out just yet.

A German invasion of New York

if blitzkrieg don't work,
fork out a yankee loan and
wait for botched refi.

ICBC #1 by Market Cap

a new world order,
chinese piglet babes are the
darling prizewinners.

MS' epic powerlevelling!

when your pally gets
his hand in the biscuit tin,
you downgrade his ass!